URGENT PRODUCT SAFETY RECALL NOTICE

It has come to the attention of the manufacturer that several models of our product are defective and require urgent recall. The products affected are the Mohamed (TM) range of doctors and pilots, several other affected ranges include the Achmed(TM), Mustafa(TM), Ibrahim(TM) and Yousef(TM) products.

It has been found that these products become unstable when exposed to other defective units and are liable to spontaniously combust or explode, especially in the vicinity of airports or other public areas.

If you have any of these defective units in your possession immediately segregate from other units in the range and palletize ready for shipment to the country of manufacture or the guatanamo bay disposal facility. Avoid sending by air.