URGENT PRODUCT SAFETY RECALL NOTICE
It has come to the attention of the manufacturer that several models of our product are defective and require urgent recall. The products affected are the Mohamed (TM) range of doctors and pilots, several other affected ranges include the Achmed(TM), Mustafa(TM), Ibrahim(TM) and Yousef(TM) products.
It has been found that these products become unstable when exposed to other defective units and are liable to spontaniously combust or explode, especially in the vicinity of airports or other public areas.
If you have any of these defective units in your possession immediately segregate from other units in the range and palletize ready for shipment to the country of manufacture or the guatanamo bay disposal facility. Avoid sending by air.
It has come to the attention of the manufacturer that several models of our product are defective and require urgent recall. The products affected are the Mohamed (TM) range of doctors and pilots, several other affected ranges include the Achmed(TM), Mustafa(TM), Ibrahim(TM) and Yousef(TM) products.
It has been found that these products become unstable when exposed to other defective units and are liable to spontaniously combust or explode, especially in the vicinity of airports or other public areas.
If you have any of these defective units in your possession immediately segregate from other units in the range and palletize ready for shipment to the country of manufacture or the guatanamo bay disposal facility. Avoid sending by air.
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posted by rackorf at 12:51 AM
3 Comments:
ha ha
Did you ever hear John Paul Young's hit song Love is in the Air? Reading this entry and re-reading the previous two, that song popped into my head.
By the way, how's Nooft? You haven't mentioned him in a while.
The old black dog rocks on, snarling at strangers with his now nearly toothless gums and freaking them out with his marble eye.
He doesn't like winter and is a bit of a sook about it.
John Paul Young sucks - love is in the fucken air - blahhh, where's a bucket.
People should read this.
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