Some folks I know went to see U2 over in Melbourne. (Why the fuck anyone would want to see that pack of cunts and fucken bono is beyond me - and in fucken Melbourne too - cunt of a place).
Anyway, the crowd is going wild - arms waving, reaching a fever pitch as the main man appears - also waving his arms, and reaching fever pitch - "It's so great to be here in Sydney - what a great Sydney crowd, I always remember Sydney" - the crowd goes - hmmmmmm, what a cockhead.
So here we are at poxy Christmas again, with the corporate plastic shit manufacturers trying to put people onto some sort of guilt trip to buy their crap. Fuck that - tell the kids that Santa died in a sled prang and there is no more pressies, ever. Harden the fuck up!
To friendly folks that have posted comments - have a good one if ya want - drinking heaps of piss is a good way to spend the day and would probably go well with a reindeer on a spit.
Anyway, the crowd is going wild - arms waving, reaching a fever pitch as the main man appears - also waving his arms, and reaching fever pitch - "It's so great to be here in Sydney - what a great Sydney crowd, I always remember Sydney" - the crowd goes - hmmmmmm, what a cockhead.
So here we are at poxy Christmas again, with the corporate plastic shit manufacturers trying to put people onto some sort of guilt trip to buy their crap. Fuck that - tell the kids that Santa died in a sled prang and there is no more pressies, ever. Harden the fuck up!
To friendly folks that have posted comments - have a good one if ya want - drinking heaps of piss is a good way to spend the day and would probably go well with a reindeer on a spit.
posted by rackorf at 1:39 AM
9 Comments:
You're in full form in this entry, dear Rackorf.
Cut Bono a break: he's probably been to, like, 16 cities in the past 20 days on three continents ... and the stadiums and crowds all just sort of blend together.
But I wouldn't of thought you were a concert going man, especially U2! Aren't they just a tad too ... idealistic and annoying ... for a weathered old Australian bush country/outback dude like yourself?
Now did you mean 'cockhead' or 'cokehead'?
Oh, yes, Santa, much like Glenn Miller (you do know who Glenn Miller is, yes??), is NOT dead ... he's just missing.
I'll have to post the Ebonics version of "Twas the Night Before Christmas." It is hysterical, although you might not be familiar with urban black ghetto American English.
Also, I replied to your comment in my current entry but I need to reply to the one about humans and extinction. That is the kind of stuff I'm interested in, among other things. I don't have quite a pessimistic view as the one you expressed.
Lastly, just to clear things up ... you spell it "fucken" but here in the States it is "fuckin'" -- as in "fucking" with the "g" dropped off. Just wanted to clear that up...
There is no way i'd pay anything to see or listen to u2 - and bono is a fucken cockhead.
well, you are probabaly right about Bono. I'll join you & say, "What a dickhead!"
As for telling little kids that Santa died in a horrible accident. that i couldn't do & i bet you couldn't do it either.
The other day i showed my little grandchildren "Debra" a cremated lady i have in a vodka bottle. After seeing the horrified looks on their faces, I took it all back & told them i was just kidding. Little kids just aren't ready for some realitys of life.
Sorry, dude, I didn't read your entry properly ... it was your friends who went. Arcturus regrets the error.
L>T, that depends on whether Rackorf has children or not. If he doesn't, then he'd probably have no trouble telling a child that. That's just my guess, though I don't have any children, of course. As for Rackorf, I probably won't ask him if he has any children or is married -- don't want to get 'all up in his bid'ness'.
'all up in his bid'ness'.??? that doesn't sound like Australian to me. ;]
Hmmmm, does rackorf have any children? I kinda imagined he didn't. But on the other hand, he might be as prolific as a rabbit, he could have little rackorfs running all over the place.
So, rackorf, do you have any children?
Arc. Your comment cracked me up. Fucken-Fuckin'-Fucking. I think it should be spelt fark. Like if you were falling off a cliff would you yell 'Oh fuck it' or faaaarrrrrkkk?
But then would you spell it Farken, Farkin' or Farking?
Fuck - For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
I think the word came about in the 1800's when court appearances for this crime were printed in the newspaper. It was then abbreviated and thus became an unsavoury word.
Hi Anonymous. FUCK does not stand for that. That is an old wives' tale. The word derives from the German 'ficken' where which literally meant 'to strike.' The word has been around in vulgar form perhaps as far back as the 16th Century. Here is an explanation.
While not quite as prolific as a rabbit, there are a few little Rackorfs running around in various parts of the world - no doubt getting up to all sorts of scallywag behaviour.
When I fell off a building a while back - the words were not vocalized - but just sort of run through my head - fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckthumpblack
Fuck. Unsavery? Certainly not in my part of the fucken world.
well, I'm not suprised. About all the little rackorfs, running around.
Anyway, speaking of the "fuck" word I happen to love saying it...too much. I had to wean myself down to no more then 5 "fucks" a day. If a word could be addicting, that would be the one.
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