Now listen here Santa you fat cunt. And listen fucken good.

Me an' mad elmer have got your mate the easter bunny. Caught the chubby little fucker sleeping off his latest binge chocolate session. Dumb mangy rodent cunt that it is.

So here's the fucken deal. What we want is...

• Big fucken power boat - (think "McHales Navy")- for starters anyway
  
• A helicopter (gunship - yes with a chaingun and fucken rockets too - heaps of the cunts)
  
• A huge fucken outback property (>than 4000Km2)
• Heaps of water, bush, hills and feral stuff to shoot on the place - (don't go to fucken mental though - you fucken know what I want)
  
• No fucken tourists on the place
• No more fucken dealing with government agencies of any sort - if they supply it - they do it.
  
• Heaps of good looking, well trained, and scantily clad sheilas - (that can cook as well)
• A fleet of long nose Kennie's - (and a variety of trailers to suit - including accommodation)
  
• An endless supply of cold beer
• SAS long range patrol vehicle in full rig
• A gold mine
• Fiji
  
• An Iron ore mine
• Elves for slaves - (or blowing away with the gunships or SAS rig)
  
• Anything else at fucking all that we think of....
  

So....

Fatboy.....

are you feeling lucky??

We are.

We have four rabbits feet.

If we don't get what we want...

We'll give you one for chrissy :)

Rackorf.


(BTW we know where you fucken live Mr North Pole Cunt and we're watching you)