G'day Lizzy,
hope that you had a fucken winner of a day. "Happy birthday to you" and all that shit an' hope that you get heaps of cool pressies. Hope that ya trimmed ya minge so that ya can get ya birthday head orf the old boy.
Me an me mates enjoy seeing your holiday flicks on the news and are sorry to see that things aren't what they used to be what with the fucking colonies and corgis and all. We're still waiting on the invite to the garden bash - must of got lost in the post or something - mind you the posties dog is a real fucken cunt for chewing mail so maybe he got it.
But, the crux of the matter is, I'm getting a bit worried, and so are heaps of other citizens of our fair country...
you are getting on a bit, and I am not completely assured that your benevolent gesture in granting us, your hardworking minions, a long weekend to get on this piss in your honor will be endorsed in the sad case of your passing, or indeed in the case of our great Nation becoming a Republic.
Therefore, as a locally elected spokesman on behalf of the concerned citizens of Oz, we reckon that you, Lizzie, and a few gumbiment type cunts, should get ya fucken shit together and sort it out. If possible, (and you know it is- yer the fucking Queen for fucks sake) , make the weekend a joint Republic and Lizzie B/Day weekend.
Please let us know if you object, in the mean time, if we all take a five day weekend to get over the hangovers we incurred whilst celebrating ya birthday.
hope that you had a fucken winner of a day. "Happy birthday to you" and all that shit an' hope that you get heaps of cool pressies. Hope that ya trimmed ya minge so that ya can get ya birthday head orf the old boy.
Me an me mates enjoy seeing your holiday flicks on the news and are sorry to see that things aren't what they used to be what with the fucking colonies and corgis and all. We're still waiting on the invite to the garden bash - must of got lost in the post or something - mind you the posties dog is a real fucken cunt for chewing mail so maybe he got it.
But, the crux of the matter is, I'm getting a bit worried, and so are heaps of other citizens of our fair country...
you are getting on a bit, and I am not completely assured that your benevolent gesture in granting us, your hardworking minions, a long weekend to get on this piss in your honor will be endorsed in the sad case of your passing, or indeed in the case of our great Nation becoming a Republic.
Therefore, as a locally elected spokesman on behalf of the concerned citizens of Oz, we reckon that you, Lizzie, and a few gumbiment type cunts, should get ya fucken shit together and sort it out. If possible, (and you know it is- yer the fucking Queen for fucks sake) , make the weekend a joint Republic and Lizzie B/Day weekend.
Please let us know if you object, in the mean time, if we all take a five day weekend to get over the hangovers we incurred whilst celebrating ya birthday.
posted by rackorf at 3:48 AM
9 Comments:
Who knew Rackorf loved the Queen! He's got a soft spot in his heart for her! (And saying the "C-word" in a reply to this doesn't change that fact!)
Rackorf loves long weekends is all. Getting paid to suck piss - yeehar. My point was if the old mol carcs it - or we become a republic, we might loose a long weekend, so best they fucken sort something out now.
As if I would ever say the 'c-word' in reply to a comment, ya cunt.
sorry, I cannot relate to the concept of "Queenship"...whether it's about being one or being under one.
I can relate to a long weekend.
God, that'd really suck if she took away the public holidays. Great post, mate.
It's a scary thought ay miss smack - after all we know what the gumbiment is like and if they can work out another way to screw us they will.
Glad that you still drop by BTW.
I'll have a new post up next week - when I get back from Qld.
I wouldn't worry too much about the old bag kicking the bucket any time soon. She's a robot, of the same ilk as the Terminator, so she'll never die.
You're in Queensland you say?.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I actually prefer to see the word cunt in a comment reply. Don't disappoint me baby.
Do we all have to send the silly old cunt a telegram if she turns 100 ??
And more importantly does anyone remember how to send a telegram...
Does the silly old cunt have to send herself a telegram if she cracks a ton? She'd remember how to send one - it's easy - you get the fucking bootlicker to do it. All good.
Hey kittycunt - hope you're not disappointed;)
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