"You can get it working up a sweat,
You can get it playin hard,
You can get it sitting on ya arse,
that hard earned VB thirst"
Maybe they are working hard to create an aussie version of stonehenge and they only have empty VB cans to create it with.
posted by rackorf at 1:44 AM
22 Comments:
PMSFL
That's a classic photo.. you're a funny arse bugger. Can I link you on my blog? The world needs more education, and you're just the bloke to do it! =D
Oh, btw... where the fuck exactly do you live in WA? 'cos for $40pw rental, I may just relocate! (the other half has been trying to get me to move over there for mining work..)
My brother lives in Wagin.
Feel free ute. I like to educate.
So your brother lives in Wagin - poor cunt, how the fuck does he put up with all the fucken kiwis - "Choice Bro - luts putt sum puss in tha chully bun" - anyway, Wagins just down the track a bit.
If you can get onto the mines at the moment you'll kill the pig! Cleaners get about $40 ph up north - if you have other skills, up tp $120ph. And a company house.
Yeah, poor bastard indeed. He's a local copper there. Think he has more probs with the local Nungas to be honest.
Hubby's trying to get into the mines..been outback and on the offshore ones, but it's a matter of skills.
He's got none! ;)
He's just got his HR licence, and is applying everywhere..but it's the usual caper.."Ya gotta have experience."
So, he's getting his experience, driving for a removallist.
Anyhoo...will go add you to my links.
Cheers.
That was a brilliant photo. And in Rackorfian wy, it made a nice, totally un-PC politically commentary. I may if it is OK with you use this picture on my blog. It's pretty funny.
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OK, I'm going to try to do an Aussie exchange ... I think you guys are rapidly leaving English behind. This is meant to be funny.
But it probably will fall flat.
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UttaBungaBillyBong: SAY WAGal! Ur fucken cunty hooty blow ex links atta ya gotta in WA'erroo walla walla bung da bugger up da hole WAZOO capper copper breamster ficcy pol NOOOF!
Translation:
Billy:"Hey, there, Western Australia Girl, how are you feeling and did you catch any fish on your recent trip up to the North Coast?"
WAGal: Hooo, ya UttaBungaBoo, ya fucken cunty arse shitterhole da foo fungla breamerin' over 'em waves on dooo caper drivel ho fucken coon tourists Mayhoo.
Translation:
Western Australia Girl: "Hi there, yourself, Billy! Yes, I did. The fishing was pretty good but there were too many tourists when I went there in May."
UttaBungaBillyBong: Da brillie! Da shitterhole say fucken coon away off der drivel-gravel!
Translation:
Billy: "I'll say. I agree. The last time I was there, the roads were all torn up, too. Hope you're feeling well and talk soon."
From the crease down the middle, I'm assuming that's a family photo you normally keep in your wallet...
Fingers, you're so passionate. I love it.
And Arc, I liked it. :)
Neanderthals, that is what you are...
hey arc, ysfukin rghton anya sounlike suma tha boys when they git tha fucken wobbly boot on at tha trough coon fucken cunt.
Translation - You've got the lingo spot on and you sound just like some of our fine local lads after a couple of kegs of the finest ale, however the flies are particularly bad today.
Fingers - close, but it's a mate of mines. He's got the hots for the foxy babe.
Hi tart. Do you want some?
SNORT!! **laughing my ass off**
So this isn't an AA meeting?
Where've you been? Are you sleeping off a VB hangover?
AC/DC??
Yeah, where the fuck are ya?!
I've been working in Victoria, where VB costs more than it does here - WTF. Still managed to knock a few down the neck.
I gave you a wave out the plane window on the way there ute, ya didn't wave back though you fucken rude cunt, so I didn't on the way back:)
Arc - AC> alternating current (positive /negative - like ya blog)DC> washington... (isn't it?)
Rackorf - (fucken blogger cunt thingy doesn't recognise me again fcuk it)
=D
"I gave you a wave out the plane window on the way there ute, ya didn't wave back though you fucken rude cunt, so I didn't on the way back:)"
Well, if I waved at every fucking wanker that waved at me from a flying kangaroo, I'd be fair fucked, now wouldn't I?! Sheesh..
Was it Qaintass? Or Jetfart?
And wtf are you drinking VB for?
Be a real bloke, and drink Coopers!!! =p
It'll be a brown eye next time then for you *)
I was in a red one, they go faster. ( 1021kmh according to the doovey in the seat in front of me - mind you we were also 221m above the ground when we landed according to the same precision instrument).
Coopers is ok, but vb is pretty easy to suck on.
Rum is fun at times. The only way to drink it is straight out of the bottle after throwing away the cap;)
Why does blogger keep ignoring you?
Little Things -- Maybe Blogger has this weird filter that locks the user out if the "C-word" is used more than 25 times in an entry, since it assumes that MUST be a hacker ...
HAHAHA Most of the Australians would be locked out then!
"HAHAHA Most of the Australians would be locked out then!"
True story, I have me one of those 'Shout box' thingy's, and you cannot use the F word.
Well, unless you're industrious like moi, and you learn to S P A C E your F U C K S & C U N T S. =)
Its true, we Aussies enjoy a good swearing fest, and are usually fair fucked if we cant say "Cunt shit fuck or bloody hell at least once an hour.
At least once an hour. Well fuck me. You'se must all be soft fucken churchie cunts over east then.
Over here we try to aim for every fifth fucken word or so.
Yes, swearing is a great Aussie tradition and a most popular fucken pastime.
I'll put up my next sensitive and thoughtful post over the weekend....
Hey, I've noticed. It's not just Rackorf and Ute, it's every Aussie blogger I read. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Hey that felt good!
Think I'll get the Bible Belt here in the southern USA to take on swearing?
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