Skippy the Flat Kangaroo.
"What's that Skip?"
"Tchh, tch tc...."
"Oh no. Bob is playing chicken with trucks? On the highway?"
"Tchk, tsh, tck..."
" Well that's that then. Fucken dumb cunt."
[If you've never seen "Skippy" - it had to be seen to be believed!!]
posted by rackorf at 3:37 AM
21 Comments:
how peculiar that you and I have both made note of dead kangaroos this week.
that one has done quite some time there by the looks of things.
Yeah we've had a few splatted around here lately. This one was one prepared earlier but seemed sort of photogenic.
It's sad to think that the fauna depicted on the National Coat of Arms, (or whatever we call the thing, crest?? fuck knows), are such dumb cunts when it comes to road sense.
I don't suppose that you'd see too many bears or tigers or crocs cleaned up.
What we need is some fauna that doesn't get pushed around by cars and trucks. Fauna that says, "Don't fuck with us" represented on the emblem?, whatever, thing.
Maybe a stingray and a croc, or a bushpig and a buffalo.
So there I was, floating down a Texas river yesterday, drinking a beer, and my mind flashes back to this image on your blog.
Why, I have no idea.
It came outta nowhere.
I'll bet Skippy looks great as a throw rug in front of your fireplace, Rackorf, esp. with Nooft all snuggled up next to your La-Z-Boy reclining chair.
Little Things -- Maybe you saw a rattlesnake or something up ahead in the water or a croc sunning itself on the muddy river bank?
Heck if I know. I think it's just this nutty way that we sometimes think about these blog-buddies we may never meet!
Awww, so when you thought of me you saw a dead roo. Well that's fucken nice. Looks like you had a good time on the river sucking piss in the sun though.
Arc- Throw rug? Fireplace? Laz-e-boy recliner? Who's place is this, with all the mod cons, that we are visiting?? I suppose that Noofty does a good impression of a rug at times, but "snuggled up" - I can't see that happening:)
Sucking piss in the Sun.... now that is an Aussie phrase that takes on a whole new meaning by the time it flies over to the States!
I kind of thought that it might, got a nice ring to it though you'd have to admit.
You should ask your mates if they want to suck some piss.
nobody else would think to take pictures of photogenic decomposed animals, but you dear rackorf. You are a sick mother fucker. Forget the camping trip. OK?
Says you, the all new reformed l>t, who recently posted gruesome pics of dismembered Elk that was spread all over your kitchen...
and I'm still waiting to see your carniverous snail devouring something, as promised
However I am inspired by your thoughful comment and will endevour to compile a folio of roadkill in various states of muntedness, which I will post in a series for your enjoyment.
Don't forget to watch Wolf Creek before you come camping:)
Wolf Creek? What the hell is that? Something about man eating Dingos I bet. :)
As I am reformed, I don't know how to put carnivorous snails on a Concerned Citizens blog about local politics. Although, I am making up posters to advertise our public civil rights symposium coming up soon. Maybe a carnivorous snail will find it's way into the artwork.
BTW... muntedness? that's not even a real word is it?
It's a real word over here - munted; when something is fucked beyond repair. therefore muntedness = the degree of munted, like our extremely munted friend in the flick.
Wolf Creek is a movie starring John Jarret - who was also a play school presenter, although in this role he is slightly different. Fucken good flick though, sort of a feel good movie come light comedy.
Munted ...
Let's see ... Pres. Geo. W. Bush's mind is munted ... Bush's America is munted ... Everything Bush touches gets all munted.
Hey, I like that.
you've got it!!
John Jarret? what is he a porno star? I never heard of him...
You must lead a sheltered life over there!!
Wolf Creek is a lovely, whimsical tale of a feel good road trip genre, mixed with light comedy. I couldn't help but laugh out loud at some parts.
(I fucked up his name though - it's Jarrett.)
oh stop it you two...
Wolf Creek is a film about two backpackers travelling across the outback and one of them is killed by one of the thousands of evil maniacs that lurk behind every bush in the outback. Based on the true story of Joanne Lees, a Briton.
John Jarrett is an actor. In his early career he presented on a preschool show. he's very nice, he used to live two doors down from me in Sydney.
Here we see in action one of the great national pastimes in action, seppo-baiting.
Expressed in its filmic guise as "Crocodile Dundee" which pretty well starred Rackorf and , well, Little Things, possibly.
I swear to you, before I die you will see carnivorous snails.
Apparently, they also chase other snails down & eat them...making them cannibalistic. & THEY BITE! BWAHAHA! Stick that in your outback!
Fifi Honestly, Australians are kinda like Oregonians, except we are more civilized. ;]
I can just imagine them on discovery channel, "The mighty snail is one of the slowest animals, here it is chasing down its prey, and chasing down its prey, and... we'll be back to check after the break..."
We don't want them here though - we have enough bities as it is!!
ha ha! Oh I miss my old blog. I saw a dead possum the other day that you would enjoy. dead possum this wasn't it but it was close.
Nice - I know just how he feels.
You should kick off your old, allowed to say fucken cunt, blog again.
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