pugs

a mate had some trouble with the local indigenous population a few years ago up in the midwest town where he was living..they nicked a heap of tools and cash, (saved up for a bike)...they were seen....so pugs grabs the loader and sets off to their house..when he gets there they are pulling up in a station wagon so he drops the bucket on it's roof...reckons that they were flying out everywhere..then they all bolt into the house....so pugs just drives it through the house..as ya do!...most of the locals reckoned that he'd done a great job after putting up with years of anti social goings on from them..the local cops took a dim view of proceedings and sent him to the bin for a couple of years..
pugs had a bike prang later in life and is effectively a vegetable now, and for a while now...still remembered as the top bloke he was by his mates..