the dorky nephew

Had my useless nephew ask me for a reference....ok here you go..

I have known Daniel for a number of years and would like to say that he has an excellent work ethic, and is one of the most proactive, focused and organized young people that I have had the pleasure to meet, however I an unable to.

The reality is that he must be constantly supervised to produce any resemblance of an effort at work, with his capacity for avoiding work being only surpassed by the constant excuses as to why something did not happen. (see Work®). His work ethic is non existent and, in the main, the only results that will be produced after much whining and excuses are a sad effigy of what a product produced with pride and effort should look like, if at all.

He has basically no usable skills and seems unwilling to learn any skills or accept any advice as to how develop any skills. In the time that I have known him he has never held a real job and has absolutely no concept of the idea of having to work in order to get ahead in life.(see “Daniel World”®)

Daniels career highlight so far has been learning how to wash dishes at the ripe old age of twenty!! Excellent achievement on a Daniel scale, as previously ...”I’m not very good at washing dishes” was the extent of the knowledge of this area. However the promise of sudden and graphic violence upon his person increased his desire to gain new skills in this field.

Daniel’s main career goal seems to be on his own comfort and wellbeing with the minimum of effort expended on his behalf, after all, in “Daniel World”®, everyone is there to serve you while you loll around trying not to think about icky things like working, helping out or deadlines..(see references... ^x ..work)

References:

Daniel World®, a mythical place to everyone else in the world, where everyone else, (see Servants®), is there to serve you while you loll around trying not to think about icky things like working, helping out or deadlines..(see references .Work®)

Work® –thing associated with effort of any sort, to be avoided at all costs!!, lie and dodge as much as possible, (unless to do with computer games or other relaxation pursuits) and focus more on the important issues of the day, such as what the Servants ® are going to provide for food ( see reference..food®, Servants®)

Food® ..stuff that appears by magic on a table....to be taken advantage of at all costs.. method; take the most that is within reach..(make sure that you don’t miss a good bit – someone else might get it!!), ignore everyone else..they might want some too. .don’t they know it’s yours!! Leave whatever is on your plate that you can’t fit in, (no-one else will want it now ay! But I’m ok).. After food ..grudgingly pursue new skill, washing up (only at night time but because no-one said everything about allll the meals) (see Work®)

Servants® - beings that appear with food, sometimes ask for assistance with their menial tasks, method: ignore anything but food or thingys relating to personal comfort or well being...in case of appeal for assistance see Work®

so there's ya reference you fucking useless bludging cunt.