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Fuck it's good living in the lucky cuntry.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-75827340603504864912008-11-06T01:35:00.000-08:002008-11-06T01:46:32.773-08:00I gave the ute a bit of service today.. usual shit - diffs, tranny and gearbox, grease up drive train, change filters, motor oil, coolant, points, plugs....Instead of their normal white/grey color - since the last service, the fucken plugs have turned black and sooty.Poxy fucken cunts.I hope it isn't an omen.but I know it is...So there's no dancing in the ghetto tonight for this little black rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-18943984460961357762008-10-09T05:04:00.000-07:002008-10-09T05:41:15.498-07:00Same trip up the Gulf...there we are on the piss at the camp one night, stars shining, coastal mallee roots on the fire, full guts, and heaps of beautifully colored moths gently flitting about, hovering and looking closely at us.Says I, to the resident gofer and part time deckie, ( who incidentally, happened to exist on a self imposed staple diet of baked beans out of a can and proved rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-84600193020527886822008-09-20T18:13:00.000-07:002008-09-25T05:03:25.438-07:00feralsI fucken love getting into the bush and getting rid of feral vermin.Like the two goats that I got up north - the poxy vegetation destroying, desert creating cunts. It would have been nice to have an SLR or an M60 and really have give it to the rest of the fuckers in the mob these cunts were in- about fourty of the maggots - eating up the bush, as is, I didn't. So...The borrowed Tojo, a station rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-67235768493795904242008-09-15T04:12:00.000-07:002008-09-15T05:11:17.528-07:00Well as youse have probably worked out - I've been away in far off parts - some of them really cunty sort of parts, if you're not a fan of the big smoke scene - as I'm not - western suburbs of Sydney and fucking Sydney itself - fucking cunt point scooter riders wobbling all over the shop and everyothercunt tailgating ya. Fucking knobs.I'd much rather have been fucking around up North blowing rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-65514440188448181002008-04-26T16:58:00.000-07:002008-04-26T17:58:30.367-07:00Two and a half weeks off. Starting two days ago, and since spent getting the battle truck serviced, batteries charged and loading up with with supplies (mostly beer).On Tuesday, I head north. It'll be the first trip in about 13 years that my little black mate won't be with me to stand guard at night.Nooft the guard dog on a cold morning. (The lazy cunt never collected any wood for the fucking rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-57208277212768436452008-03-15T02:52:00.000-07:002008-03-15T04:38:37.225-07:00I'm a bit of a martial arts fan, and have fucked around with various styles over the years, so when the opportunity to go and see the Shaolin monks doing their shit in the big smoke came up a couple of years ago, I had to go and have a squiz at 'em.Should be an interesting night.So...A mate of mine is interested as well, so his missus scores us fucken beaut seats. Dead center and about ten rows rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-61543457677311913942008-03-10T00:38:00.000-07:002008-03-10T01:31:40.802-07:00Well there are some interesting times to be had at times ay!Like when your MD flies over with his main hatchet man and, in between discussing the weather with folks at work, tells them that the WA part of our national operations is being sold. And so are they. In the next month or so.Now I'm surrounded by glum cunts - most of whom are working to pay the mortgage and all the other shit that they rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1132923641842903682008-02-08T03:51:00.000-08:002008-02-08T04:38:56.083-08:00Fucken mozzies - rotten disease ridden sleep depriving cunts of things.If... and as according to the word of the fairy tale, "god" created all things - (fucken things being the operative words in this case) - why the fuck mossies? What the fuck?? (I suppose that all is good in cloud land with out the fuckers.) And as for you Noah you cunt - you had the fucken opportunity you dickhead... WTF israckorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-65395652791190025662008-01-16T01:18:00.000-08:002008-01-16T01:43:01.397-08:00Now listen up you poxy jap cunts - they're our fucken whales, in our fucken waters and we want you to leave our fucken whales alone. Go and bash your own marine animals - if you've got any left that is.And as for the "research" bit - drop off cuntox - are you reckoning that we are thick? Well fuck you!!Give the heroic Sea Shepherd dudes back, then piss right off and get back to making Toyota's rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-71763263721634704982007-12-29T17:29:00.000-08:002007-12-29T18:16:14.160-08:00I reckon it's great fun to get away from just about everycunt at least a couple of times a year. What better time to head down south than when the heat hits up north. Fucken 45C at home the day I left - Fuck That!!This trip was down to the Bremer Bay - Esperance sort of region, to another of my secret spots, accessible only via an unmarked and rough track. The mountains in the flick are the rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-53801846007922362822007-12-18T03:01:00.000-08:002007-12-18T03:23:07.619-08:00Well today I bit the fucken bullet and did the Chrissie cheer bit.Yep. Down to the shops in the big smoke. Where you can find those small, but exotic and thoughtful, items of wonderment for the recipient.It's pretty fucken hard though. This going to the fucken shops lark. 'Specially at this time of year.Cunts fucken everywhere, blocking up the show.Still I managed to find some exquisite baubles rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-82372272619164061862007-12-06T01:32:00.000-08:002007-12-06T02:09:48.997-08:00Now listen here Santa you fat cunt. And listen fucken good.Me an' mad elmer have got your mate the easter bunny. Caught the chubby little fucker sleeping off his latest binge chocolate session. Dumb mangy rodent cunt that it is.So here's the fucken deal. What we want is...Big fucken power boat - (think "McHales Navy")- for starters anywayA helicopter (gunship - yes with a chaingun and fucken rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-68156497758470492112007-12-04T23:45:00.000-08:002007-12-04T23:50:58.250-08:00In five hundred and eighty dollars time, and after eighteen long fucken years, I get out of the child support prison.Thank fuck for that.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-48915645179527717932007-11-25T22:16:00.000-08:002007-11-25T22:51:37.385-08:00It's a sign from above!!I told you'se cunts not to fucken vote for girlyman krudd and his rat faced mol of a sidekick. For fucks sake!!See what you've fucken done now. Dickheads. Now we're all even more fucked.Why the fuck would you take something that is working well and fucken ditch it is beyond me. Now with girlyman and ratfacemol in charge, (who probably like to dress up in gimp suits and rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-22016714007737424922007-11-12T00:36:00.000-08:002007-11-15T23:38:00.053-08:00What has a nice purply/ black sort of color, is heavy and swollen, and looks fucken excellent hanging from a tree........Well what do you fucken reckon?I'll post a pic when I find a good example:)rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-54684603442673915482007-11-08T23:03:00.001-08:002007-11-08T23:32:37.732-08:00Check out this cunt!Taken up North in WA.A poor starving little rock python having a bit of a graze on a medium size roo.The poor fucker is having to eat a manky roo 'cos his normal food supply of pissed coons, (thats niggers for the overseas visitors), have all fucked off to the tourist towns to drink full strength piss and shit on the pavement in front of visiting tourists eating in the rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-42032600193342181912007-10-28T00:41:00.000-07:002007-10-28T01:03:27.622-07:00A landing. With a pile of sticks where there was once logs, taken from what once a forest. So much for sustainability.Did you know??... that the Department actually employs contractors to carry out 'notching' (read cutting with axe and poisoning) on large areas of unwanted trees - such as the fucken messy undergrowth trees and other stuff that gets in the way of an equal age Jarrah forest - so rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-58768124429331700142007-10-15T02:03:00.000-07:002007-10-15T03:41:28.195-07:00An interesting trip. Queensland. Home of XXXX, not that i'd drink that shit.Haven't been here in twenty years, since I was in the Army. I could hardly recognize the roads that I used to regularly drive trucks down. The road north, previously a one lane each direction job, is now a fucking freeway.Staying in a variety of accommodation, including to my fucken horror, a fucking B&B. Fuck.I was rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-51330375368650233582007-09-30T03:48:00.000-07:002007-10-03T00:07:18.523-07:00G'day Lizzy,hope that you had a fucken winner of a day. "Happy birthday to you" and all that shit an' hope that you get heaps of cool pressies. Hope that ya trimmed ya minge so that ya can get ya birthday head orf the old boy.Me an me mates enjoy seeing your holiday flicks on the news and are sorry to see that things aren't what they used to be what with the fucking colonies and corgis and all.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-18328480358361768562007-09-17T04:19:00.000-07:002007-09-20T04:30:58.717-07:00
Having a hard day....?No money...?No food...?Life sucks...?What are you going to do about it...?Here's a few tips...rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-30759074570470242342007-09-13T02:22:00.000-07:002007-09-13T03:43:16.898-07:00It seems that our elected leaders are discussing issues of great national importance. Such as...The amount of fat cunts that we have here, depleting our resources, like a rampaging army of "jabba the hutts".And what to do about it.This is all well and good, as otherwise, they eventually will obviously pacman us all out of existence.But really, let's give them money to attend weight loss classes? rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-30997307206027011662007-09-07T00:31:00.001-07:002007-09-07T01:04:19.329-07:00Here you go. Cougar tracks!!The shot with the pen in it was in pretty hard ground - I'd estimate the weight of the creature that made these tracks to be between 70 - 85 kg. It has a "wheelbase" of about 1.2 meters.And, as can be seen in the other photo, it has no claws at the end of the toes - as a dog would have.One day I'll get a photo of the cunt. Or maybe a photo of its taxidermed hide, headrackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-51555375413363203692007-08-27T01:24:00.000-07:002007-08-27T02:17:55.295-07:00Well here we go again.Fucken world news, again, and again, ad nauseum.The fucking "Princess". The loved by all, peoples princess, walks on water, should be sainted, blah fucking blah, "Princess".Well go and get fucked you cunts.For starters, I didn't watch the fucking wedding - (and it fucked up my viewing of a favorite movie). Why should I give a shit about some cunts I don't know, and to be rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-37912886566057646562007-08-09T01:44:00.000-07:002007-08-09T01:54:27.604-07:00"You can get it working up a sweat,You can get it playin hard,You can get it sitting on ya arse,that hard earned VB thirst"Maybe they are working hard to create an aussie version of stonehenge and they only have empty VB cans to create it with.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-34586798630460533102007-08-07T01:27:00.000-07:002007-08-07T01:45:36.165-07:00This little piggy went to market.Well not really, this little piggy went and got cut up into oven size bits and eaten by the crew. We still have heaps of the cunts running around the bush here. I saw one across the road from my house, (on the edge of 'town'), the other day.I'd reckon the bushwalking tourists would shit themselves if they realised what was out there with them.Of course there's rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-24870973524236547692007-08-03T21:34:00.000-07:002007-08-03T21:43:41.079-07:00So there I am at the trough, waiting to be served.And there's a gaggle of fucken tourists there, looking at the menu board, which is about two meters high and 1.5 wide, with shit like "Roast Beef - $10.00" and other food related stuff written all over it.As menus generally do.Over comes the barwench, serving the tourists first, the fucken mol. And askes the tourists if they can be helped. So the rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-49398485362705960062007-07-30T03:11:00.000-07:002007-07-31T20:13:01.226-07:00Now I'm a tolerant sort of person, as anyone who knows me can agree to.But, I really fucken detest these cunts on treadleys, wearing all the flash lycra, who insist on riding five abreast along public roads. Fucken dickheads.And the wanker "officials" - try to wave me through a stop sign, 'cos the mob of treadly steriod munching cunts are behind me, and don't want to stop. Well guess what cuntsrackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-20283134920081661832007-07-27T18:53:00.000-07:002007-07-27T19:10:27.739-07:00More rain. Fucken excellent. The River is in flood, highest it's been for a couple of years. This was my office for about seven years - in a past life as an outdoor adventure instructor. I used to love it when there were thunderstorms and hail while white water rafting. All, well most, of the clients would shut the fuck up and you could hear the hail pinging off the aluminium paddle handles. And rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-83032254547500593182007-07-15T03:37:00.000-07:002007-07-15T03:47:15.263-07:00Skippy the Flat Kangaroo."What's that Skip?""Tchh, tch tc....""Oh no. Bob is playing chicken with trucks? On the highway?""Tchk, tsh, tck..."" Well that's that then. Fucken dumb cunt."[If you've never seen "Skippy" - it had to be seen to be believed!!]rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-11272862925661316692007-07-13T05:44:00.000-07:002007-07-13T06:17:49.515-07:00So, there I am, having a few quiet sherbets - as you do , when the phone rings...Cunt on the other end..in an Indian sounding and heavily accented voice -"helloo, is this Mr Rackorf that i am to be speaking to"Mr Rackorf - "who the fuck is this?"Unidentified cunt - "My name is Michael Smith and I am informing you"Mr Rackorf - "Fuck off. Michael Smith - my arse!! You're lying you cunt. That's not rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-16826650581106641092007-07-10T16:41:00.000-07:002007-07-10T17:03:19.610-07:00Rackorfs' red hot fishing spot on a calm day.I used to go out to the end of the rock point that you can see in the flicks, very slippery and treacherous rocks and due to the build up of sand over the years, the waves now are able to reach higher up, and at times over, the rock wall.Last time, about ten years ago, when I went out there it was a bit hairy. I gave myself three "Oh fuck"s and had to rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-12305697516634687442007-07-09T00:51:00.000-07:002007-07-09T01:00:46.939-07:00URGENT PRODUCT SAFETY RECALL NOTICEIt has come to the attention of the manufacturer that several models of our product are defective and require urgent recall. The products affected are the Mohamed (TM) range of doctors and pilots, several other affected ranges include the Achmed(TM), Mustafa(TM), Ibrahim(TM) and Yousef(TM) products.It has been found that these products become unstable when rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-79490274076747806492007-07-03T01:35:00.000-07:002007-07-03T01:40:28.416-07:00Don't you love jumping in puddles?Well not really jumping in them, but driving through them. Especially next to bus stops, with cunts waiting for the bus sitting there. Hahahaha. Fucken losers. Suck shit.Sometimes you can go around the block and get them again. :)rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-90290979999983859602007-06-27T04:49:00.000-07:002007-06-27T05:27:06.563-07:00So the gumbiment has cut off the piss to all the coons. And the military and cops are going to enforce it. And make sure that they don't look at any porn. Or molest the kids.So what exactly, are they going to do with their new found , and enforced, spare time?First step...Do a resume.Yeah right. And your skills are? Oh, ok, so most of your time you are in the long grass drinking woobla. Or rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-35189407632909596562007-06-20T16:36:00.000-07:002007-06-20T16:55:49.641-07:00Just returned from a short trip up north, around Geraldton way. It was worth the drive, and putting up with all the magoos driving fucken caravans, to catch a fish like this.The first day was a wipe out for fishing due to the weed banks that came in - not a chance of getting a line out in that shit. Day two was a different story - fucken beautiful - gentle breeze - warm and sunny - and heaps of rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-80895206158450406452007-04-01T01:04:00.000-07:002007-04-01T01:10:18.913-07:00A mate sent me an email, the text of which is below. I'll be writing a few of these points down to discuss with the fucken religious nuts that lurk around on Sundays. Maybe if any religous cunt is reading this, they may like to comment......."Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispensesadvice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she saidthat, as an observant rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-53925259662082858852007-03-29T03:07:00.000-07:002007-03-30T03:03:15.790-07:00Two survivors and a maybe.The fringe lilly should be ok as it grows from a smallish (edible) tuber, and grows as a short vine. I think that it is one of the nicest looking bush plants.The growth on the rocks, being generally on the top and possibly protected from radient heat may be ok. Incidentally, due to the slow growth rate I would consider this specimen as "old growth" and worthy of the samerackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-59088110584340869992007-03-28T03:58:00.000-07:002007-03-28T04:42:42.509-07:00Yeh I know, more fire photos, but the landscape is so alien looking and bare after a big fire and there are other interesting things.The bush shows some forgotten treasures, such as the old milk can, now rid of undergrowth and exposed.The trees are doing their thing and epicormic shoots are appearing, so that they can get on with life.These shoots will alter the nature of the timber in that in a rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-33154608116410579732007-03-20T03:53:00.000-07:002007-03-20T04:30:16.597-07:00Talking with a few crew the other day, about our charming (not so) local indigenous brothers who have decided to relocate themselves to near our neck of the woods. Apparently they have a history of being moved on, from a vast and entensive range of (I'd image now thankful) neighborhoods.From what I've heard I'm glad I'm not in their street- I think that we would have issues.What do you do to rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-70336235850793001942007-03-14T02:48:00.000-07:002007-03-14T03:13:48.837-07:00The hills that you see are made mostly from the rocks in the photos, smooth (and mixed with gem stones) on the flat, or like opaque razors, blasted from the ground by lightning strikes, or maybe the chippings from 40 0000 years of making stone tools, on the hills. Maybe the chippings are the hills, built from an initial rock vantage point. (Not really, they are initially the result of a rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-74043011344492760872007-03-12T03:47:00.000-07:002007-03-12T03:54:11.686-07:00All work and no play makes Rackorf a dull boy.All work and no play makes Rackorf a dull boy.All work and no play makes Rackorf a dull boy. All work and no play makes Rackorf a dull boy.All work and no play makes Rackorf a dull boy.All work and no play makes Rackorf a dull boy.All work and no play makes Rackorf a dull boy. All work and no play makes Rackorf a dull boy.All work and no play makes rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-39756325064211616792007-03-08T02:48:00.000-08:002007-03-08T02:50:52.789-08:00Maybe I'm back....rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1171438471606199972007-02-13T23:15:00.000-08:002007-02-13T23:34:31.623-08:00Well thank fuck the fire is over for now. It ended up burning out 15 000ha of bush and farmland, 16 homes, and numerous kangaroos and other animals. Possums were screaming in the treetops. Kangaroos are showing up with their feet and ears burnt off.The pic of the place with the 44gal drum in front is where I lived for 5 happy years, it used to have a grapevine and a passionfruit vine growing on rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1170678977559826752007-02-05T04:23:00.000-08:002007-02-05T04:36:17.586-08:00Interesting few days we've been having, 40+ degree heat and some fuckhead lighting fires. The wind has varied from howling easterly to SW. This fire came within 2km of home and has burnt out quite a few places, some of them my mates.Some of the stories that are starting to come out are eye opening, as are the things that you see. For example, a eighteen foot high prickly pear cactus that is now rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1170154937243170392007-01-30T02:40:00.000-08:002007-01-30T03:02:17.260-08:00Did I already say fucken roll on winter. Well too bad, I'll say it again. 42.6 fucken degrees C in a fibro house. And all the neighbors have air cons, keeping them cool and pumnping out hot air for me to enjoy. I'd reckon in full on urban city areas the air cons would have a measureable effect on the local ambient air temperature.Well I spose that I'm still better off than the roos in the piccy -rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1169726111837840202007-01-25T03:02:00.000-08:002007-01-25T03:55:11.906-08:00The turtle is telling me it's time for another holidays to happen, soon as every other cunt goes back to work/ school that is. In thge meantime I sometimes do "art", some might not like what I produce, sometimes I don't. Any way sometime I draw, make knives or furniture, sometimes ( and preferably), with secret compartments.This fella, 'turty', came from the Exmouth Gulf, as flotsam on the shore.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1169199371532521722007-01-18T23:59:00.000-08:002007-01-19T01:36:11.626-08:00Spot the dot.With the little dot map thingy , you can see who has visited your site - well more where they come from, geographically. I'd reckon I can 'see' a few regular commenters. So who are the "other dots" that show up large and don't comment?Come on, say gooday - I might even be nice to you and not be a sarcastic cunt. (Then again I might not.)Seems that a few folks out there are having rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1169026415362360022007-01-17T01:09:00.000-08:002007-01-17T01:33:35.380-08:00I'm lucky enough to live in a small town where we know our cops. Mostly they are pretty friendly and helpful. ( Some have been a bit strange, but thats another yarn). I suppose that in a way they have to be. Unless maybe they'd like some dog shit with their sanga's - and, as we know, kids can be horrible little cunts too, especially when there is only one school.Anyway our cops are good value, rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1169024940901291922007-01-17T00:53:00.000-08:002007-01-17T01:34:47.210-08:00Arrrgh!!!Fucken beersicles - the dread of hot summer days - um ok - usually nights, when you decide that the beer isn't cold enough.you rip the scab off the cunt, which looked fine when you checked it, and out comes this frothy ooze. if you sort of chew and skuul it you can nearly maintain a liquid - for a little while. Then you're fucked. Ya piss is frozen or too fucken hot and gone rooey on rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1168858712649723992007-01-15T02:43:00.000-08:002007-01-15T02:58:32.686-08:00Well here we are in 2007. Seems like the new year was ages ago already - not that I did anything for it.Nothing has changed much.Over at the tennis...some serbians/croatians/greeks got kicked out for fighting each other and being dickheads. Guess what fuck heads - didn't you come here to get away from fighting each other- if you want to carry on, fuck off to where you came from. Cunts.The cops rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1168150964743610582007-01-06T22:13:00.000-08:002007-01-06T22:22:44.756-08:00Tick-tocks. Or Cicadas, if you call them that. Ever noticed how they start earlier if the day is going to be hot?The other day there where a few clouds around and it was a fair bit cooler when a cloud went in front of the sun. Every time the sun went behind a cloud, they'd shut up - starting again when it came out. I wonder if they are temperature activated?The fucken thing that really gets me rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1167691104727944792007-01-01T14:18:00.000-08:002007-01-01T14:38:25.546-08:00The Mundaring Aerated Water Factory, long defunct, used to supply home made soft drinks in specially made bottles. The bottles feature an image of Mundaring Weir on them.Mundaring Weir is about seven km fron Mundaring and was built by CY O'Connor to supply water to the goldfields via a pipeline - a major engineering feat that is still in use today.When we were kids, me and my mate would go rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1167294475857523742006-12-28T00:06:00.000-08:002006-12-28T00:27:55.876-08:00Saint Isabella - or she should be.Mrs Beetons' ideas and ideals should be taught in schools as a mandatory subject for young women.For some reason I usually, (just about always), get a negative reaction from women that I enlighten on the subject - fucked if I can work them out.So here is a comprehensive list of things that every woman should do in the new year;Get a copy of the book ,( http://rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1166961005747458052006-12-24T03:19:00.000-08:002006-12-25T00:23:31.136-08:00twas the night before christmas and all through the housethe racket came booming- but not from the mousebut the neighbors who do roar and make merryand the santa fire truck who lays on the horn heavyNow shut up you cunts it's time for bedshut the fuck up or I'll kick in ya headAnd as for old santa, the fat poxy slobI hope that ya choke on Rudolfs red knobif ya get on my roof I'll give ya a rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1166608840601073302006-12-20T01:39:00.000-08:002006-12-20T02:00:40.616-08:00Some folks I know went to see U2 over in Melbourne. (Why the fuck anyone would want to see that pack of cunts and fucken bono is beyond me - and in fucken Melbourne too - cunt of a place).Anyway, the crowd is going wild - arms waving, reaching a fever pitch as the main man appears - also waving his arms, and reaching fever pitch - "It's so great to be here in Sydney - what a great Sydney crowd, Irackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1165739657603076462006-12-10T00:10:00.000-08:002006-12-10T00:34:17.620-08:00Some more of our charming wildlife - the 'Marshfly' (fucken poxy green eyed cunt - local endearment) and a sargeant ant (yaaarrgh -fucken poxy bitey ant cunt, tourist endearment only - as locals can avoid them).The green eyed cunts hunt in packs, and are solely here to torment people. Woe betide anyone silly enough to splat one. as when they get flattened they exude a scent that, like meat ants,rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1165587754641067492006-12-08T06:05:00.000-08:002006-12-08T18:57:07.426-08:00The dog.He's lived with me since he was born, Never worn a collar, ( Had to put a fucken lead on him once at the vets (rules) - should have seen the look he give me - (I took it off again. )We can 'talk' through eye contact (only one for him now) and hand signals. He can stalk a pig, from five foot behind -as it's going along - or attack things on a signal - or his own will - I trust his rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1165493241148362932006-12-07T03:52:00.000-08:002006-12-07T04:07:21.166-08:00How to get a snake really pissed off.These flicks came, apparently, from somewhere near Nyngan (NSW). The snake was getting constant zaps from an electric fence - till the folks that cut the fence got it out - poor cunt.Fuck that, I got zapped a couple of times by a good fence and I would not like to be stuck in one. I'd get a bit snakey too.( The farmer was spewing 'cos his fence got cut and itrackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1165271058137080422006-12-04T13:36:00.000-08:002006-12-04T14:24:18.236-08:00A few years ago, in my search for fish and good spots to catch them from with no-one else around, I found myself on a small rock groin. There are a few of these that are scattered every few hundred meters along the coast at this location -(they trap the sand so it 'stays' in one place).I'd been there an hour or so, back to the wind, happily fishing away -(not catching anything, that's ok though -rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1164966723280243352006-12-01T00:52:00.000-08:002006-12-01T01:52:03.366-08:00Notechis Scutatus or the Tiger Snake. Now here is a pretty snake. (Unfortunately the photo is not mine, I have taken close up photos of these but they are not in digital format as yet.)Commonly thought of as an aggressive snake and certainly venemous, they can grow to about 1.8 meters. If you get bitten you may be in a world of shit and possibly terminally fucked.I used to be involved in rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1164780114274167572006-11-28T21:44:00.000-08:002006-11-28T22:01:54.286-08:00Blackboy spears. Sometimes you see these with many different types of butterfies, probably numbering in the hundreds, flying around them. They do not fly in a loose pack but rather form a sort of butterfly aura around the lenght of the flower.Blackboys are pretty well adapted to fire and are extremely flammable and fierce burning. Once burnt the fronds add to the height of the trunk by rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1164672354624414352006-11-27T15:23:00.000-08:002006-11-27T16:05:54.640-08:00The cliffs are at Coral Bay, which is sadly having more people visit all the time, there is even a fucken five star hotel and a marina meant to be happening. At the moment though it is still possible to access the coast and drive north on the tracks around the northwest cape. This takes you up to Yardie Creek and then to Exmouth. On the gulf side it is a lot more sheltered - generally - and rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1164609688453956952006-11-26T22:27:00.000-08:002006-11-26T22:41:28.470-08:00Summer is just about here. I can tell, not just cos of the increasing heat, but because the first marsh flies are out.There are a few types of these ; some have big green eyes, some we call B-52's - as they are fucken huge. They all have one thing in common, they generally buzz loudly while flying around then switch to stealth mode and land on you - so gently that you do not notice, until a redrackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1164184953158225622006-11-22T00:31:00.000-08:002006-11-22T00:42:33.176-08:00Sunday in late May. The weather is warm, sun is shining..the “bushpigs” playing the third home game in a row at 1400, an they won last week!! Trip ,to Town, before the game, get some supplies. Coming home, a quick double flash of oncoming headlights, a wave in return – no speeding tickets for me! Then, at the dreaded hill, someone I know motioning to slow down more, so I do, rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1164025650261735782006-11-20T04:23:00.000-08:002006-11-20T04:27:30.263-08:00Nice skirt.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1164025149268954472006-11-20T03:29:00.000-08:002006-11-20T04:19:09.320-08:00Banksia flower - before and after,as a flower they are rich in nectar which can be sucked directly from the flower, turned into numbit- (aborigional Jacks) or taken from the bees nest. Native bees are small gentle stingless creatures- easily and handily robbed. Feral (european) bees sting, unfortunately they also sting and displace the human friendly native version. They also go to sleep at nightrackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1162901325561537252006-11-07T04:00:00.000-08:002006-11-07T04:08:45.576-08:00Here is a before and after shot of the bush after a recent tourist induced fire. And it's not even hot yet.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1162691380871631482006-11-04T17:31:00.000-08:002006-11-04T17:49:40.886-08:00Went fishing the other day, at my spot on the coast. I got there and had the place to myself - as it should be.After a bit, up pulls a yuppie car. and out gets this dickhead and gets set to go fishing- off the rocks and with his fucken dog. Of course the cunt decides that the only spot to be is right next to me, I can spot them a mile away. So I am sending him a friendly unverbalised (as yet) rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1162603714764061052006-11-03T17:02:00.000-08:002006-11-03T17:28:34.920-08:00Here's a couple of the local pigs. That's a 303 shell in the mouth!! We have heaps of them running around here.Keeps it interesting out the bush anyway, especially when you are crawling through pig tunnels in thick scrub, and they are about four foot high and two wide. You never know if a "train" is going to be coming at you. If it does, you'de be advised to not be in the way.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1162541713868539602006-11-03T00:01:00.000-08:002006-11-03T00:15:13.886-08:00This is how pig tusks fit together and self sharpen. They are also fairly deep set into the bone with another third or so of what you see being still embedded. When you corner them in hollow tree stumps or whatever, they thrash the head from side to side trying to rip you. Some of the boys use dogs with leather breast plates to catch em - some, the dud or stupid dogs mostly, don't last long.I rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1162380077257180092006-11-01T02:50:00.001-08:002006-11-01T03:21:17.270-08:00wirrigal and warrigalWhen I was young there used to be these folks lived up the road a bit that had a couple of dogs - 'wirrigal' and 'warrigal'- tan color, white tips on the tail, medium solid build\size. Every one knew they were dingos, but it was not for a few years that I found out that the names are aborigional language for the male and female of the species.Nice ring to them.The same family had a son, fair bit rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1162295109585976322006-10-31T03:29:00.001-08:002006-10-31T03:45:09.610-08:00The weather changes, the paddocks turn to golden stubble as the hay comes off, blowflies and mozzies arrive.Soon the sun will scorch down on us again. They reckon that it'll be a hot summer this year.With a high fire risk. That's always a worry with city folks running around the bush, being dickheads. Couple of years ago, there they are in a valley that hasn't been burnt for 70 years, high summerrackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1161436481476502322006-10-21T05:42:00.000-07:002006-10-21T06:14:41.536-07:00Now there's pigs, then there's pigs. I certainly wouldn't want this fucker chewing on my leg.I've fed them roo guts and capes and the next day it's just a furry turd left.Mostly they will bolt from you, and if cornered attack - due to being cornered, and hence threatened.If you happen to be the biggest baddest pig in the bush, threatened?? yeh right...bring on the entre.(hats off to the unknownrackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1161392633012298882006-10-20T17:54:00.000-07:002006-10-20T18:03:53.026-07:00It's hard to believe that places like this would be found inland up north, full of fish too. Nice. As it is starting to heat up already. There's been a few days of 40 C plus so far - might be hot when summer gets here.I can remember some days when I was mining in the Pilbara that it got to 58 C in the pit. Sort of just hits you like a furnace when you go out in it.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1160774155454953302006-10-13T12:24:00.000-07:002006-10-14T03:20:35.426-07:00The sun was doing no more that starting to lighten the eastern sky as Russ slid they key into the ignition. It slid home with a smooth action and turned easily, the electrons rushed to complete their journey via the starter motor and the 308 v8 fired up straight away, ran choppily for an instant then settled into a comforting steady idle.Russ fired up the first joint of the day and let the beast rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1160569824396241612006-10-11T04:53:00.000-07:002006-10-11T05:30:24.450-07:00What sort of bright cunt would think to him(or her) self, "I reckon that I'll try out my nuke. In the big hill over there, might even blow it to fuck!~ Never mind that we happen to live in an earthquake prone zone lets see what happens...well fuck me and there's an earthquake..now they think we done it again... - speccy sunset but".Fucken dickheads.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1160382157554874982006-10-09T01:02:00.000-07:002006-10-09T01:22:37.593-07:00There's no place like home. Airports are like getting stuck in a shopping center where you cannot leave, and I detest shopping centers - or anywhere where there are heaps of people. I 'spose I was lucky not to have any fat cunts sit next to me on the plane - thank fuck for that. My rule on planes is establish control of the armrests early, get on first and claim them! Fat cunts tend to overhangrackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1159357098160899022006-09-27T04:30:00.000-07:002006-09-27T04:38:18.173-07:00Don't know if this email I got was real or not, sounds like fun though....Kmaxx store 4xxxxStore Phone: (775) xxxxxxSxxxxxx, Rxxx, xx, 89xx Pharmacy Phone: (775) xxxxxx12 March 2005Jon WxxxxStore ManagerKxxrt store 4xxxSxxxx Rixxx Rxxx, xx, 89xxMrs. Fxxxxx35 Raxxxxxx StreetMxxxxxPxxxx xxxxNxx, 89xxxDear Mrs. Fxxxx,During the preceding 6 months our security staff has been monitoring your husbands rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1159261849785421272006-09-26T02:05:00.000-07:002006-09-26T02:12:00.993-07:00Pure blue Flag of Heaven With your Silver Stars,Not beside those Crosses' Blood-stained torture-bars:Not beside the token The foul sea-harlot gave,Pure blue Flag of Heaven, Must you ever wave!No, but young exultant, Free from care and crime,The soulless selfish England Of this later time:No, but, faithful, noble Rising from her grave,Flag of light and liberty, For ever must you wave!The rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1159053090567307692006-09-23T16:00:00.000-07:002006-09-23T16:11:30.583-07:00Just looking at the photos makes me yearn for the open spaces and freedom of the bush.Planning is underway for the next trip. Norseman will be first up, then head north through the desert tracks as much as possible to Broome, then into the Kimberlies. Maybe find some gold along the way if I'm lucky.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1158964380128831752006-09-22T15:18:00.000-07:002006-09-22T15:33:40.746-07:00Couple of piccies from out the bush up near Gascoigyne Junction. The rocks that the hills are made out of are a sharp as knives and make a sound like breaking glass when dropped. The kangaroos still manage to hop around on them without any trouble.These were a couple of places where there was no human generated noise and the wind was the only sound. So quiet that it nearly hurts the ears. rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1158846049878023362006-09-21T05:33:00.000-07:002006-09-21T06:40:49.960-07:00a short storyMarlayna woke up with a start, the putrid smell of her last rancid bedfart enough to wake even a sloth like her. Her watering eyes spoke volumes about the previous night, the stench of semi digested macca's mixed with several hours old cum reminded her of the nights events.Might be time to move town again she thought to herself, in her usual insipid manner. Yep this one was just about fucked out rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1158757908683909692006-09-20T06:02:00.000-07:002006-09-20T06:11:48.700-07:00Poor blodge, i took him out to maccas with his little brothers , (splodge and podge), and a fucken seagull nicked his chips. he was a bit peckish, (and is a bit partial to gull), unfortunately he fell off the roof trying to get the gull. Thank fuck he was on a diet and didn't splatter as much as he would've before going on the diet.Still the fat little fucker cost me 700 bucks to get the remains rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1158647212717029872006-09-18T23:09:00.000-07:002006-09-18T23:32:53.033-07:00fat peopleIsn't it funny how defensive people become when they percieve someone else as not agreeing that their kid is perfect in every way. The fucken thing could be the size of the Hindenburg but good ol mum will refuse to acknowledge that maybe they are contributing to the health and esteem problems that the child does and will face, by being in a state of denial.They will actively attack people for rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1139216876746684632006-02-06T00:20:00.000-08:002006-02-06T01:07:56.800-08:00volf is a cunt and so is tadpole willyhahahahaha...only fucken stirrin ya boys...comes with me being a cunt too i guess..and what are you looking at you sick cunt i wasn't even talking to fucken you ya nosy cunty blogwatcher...hahahaha..unless it's maddog reading..in which case how was the convention?imagine that ay, all the maddogs of the world at the maddog convention, drink heaps of piss, do heaps of drugs, or would it be tea and rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1138702270513468322006-01-31T00:55:00.000-08:002006-01-31T02:11:11.050-08:00other driversdon't some of the cunts driving around just need a good crack in the head...like the fuckwit tailgating me today - 2 foot off my arse- and the cunt's looking in his fucking mirror...all over the road and then overtook me (I'm doing ten over the limit), on double white lines to tailgate the truck in 30 foot in front of me....did the same to him and wobbled off up the road..geez it'd be nice to rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1138656443096218002006-01-30T13:16:00.000-08:002006-01-30T13:27:23.166-08:00the dorky nephewHad my useless nephew ask me for a reference....ok here you go.. I have known Daniel for a number of years and would like to say that he has an excellent work ethic, and is one of the most proactive, focused and organized young people that I have had the pleasure to meet, however I an unable to. The reality is that he must be constantly supervised to produce any resemblance of an effort at rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1138516189905186182006-01-28T22:24:00.000-08:002006-01-28T22:29:49.920-08:00bushfire smokethe fire is to the side where the predominant wind direction comes from in the arvo at this time of year and about 7km away, this day the wind stayed in the opposite direction to usual and the next day we get two inches of rain.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1138504747563976562006-01-28T18:55:00.000-08:002006-01-28T19:19:07.676-08:00after the fireafter the fire it has been, well, fucking excellent...all the tourists have gone home 'cos the river reserve has been closed....the river reserve has also been missed by the fire....yesterday was a nice warm summers day so I loaded up a couple of beers and headed off down some tracks...surprisingly I ended up in the back off the river reserve at a nice little spot I know, sandy beach, bit of rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1138105316420261362006-01-24T04:11:00.000-08:002006-01-24T04:21:56.450-08:00the mapI reckon that the little world map thing is interesting, get to see where all the web folks that look and don't talk come from, not that i really care if they don't.Anyway, the smoke from the bushfire, (going since sunday), is so thick that you can't see 150 meters and it's pissing down with rain..in the middle of a strange cool summer...we've had over two inches today....can't make it out 'cos rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1137760509738912062006-01-20T04:28:00.000-08:002006-01-20T04:35:09.756-08:00our cousin'sa kiwi bloke walks into his bedroom, where his wife is reading in bed, with a sheep under his arm and says..."this is the pig that I fuck when I'm not making love to you darling" ...his wife looks up and says " I think that you will find it's a sheep" ..he replies " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1137705989827798262006-01-19T13:20:00.000-08:002006-01-19T13:26:30.186-08:00mapthought that I'd try out the map thingy. so far i'm the only one in the www that visits this blog..and that's ok. would be kind of nice to see 'dots' from around the world appear though. I suppose my dot will get bigger the more that i post, hahaha, eventual world domination by a dot .rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1137230545961397162006-01-14T01:07:00.000-08:002006-01-14T01:22:26.270-08:00scientific research- yeah rightwatched the jap whalers on the news last night..six fucken shots to shoot a whale in the tail..for scientific research.. just as well 'cos the poor cunt would be a bit fucken tough for eating, what with the trashing around with it's tail half hanging off ...fair fucken dinkum I feel like joining the sea shepperd mob and helping to fuck up their operations, might as well get a few of the cunts rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1137108829587725672006-01-12T15:26:00.000-08:002006-01-12T15:33:49.603-08:00I read somewhere that muslims are allowed to fuck ewes, (and female goats -whatever you call them), if they don't have a woman. This is all ok. But if they fuck a ram they are sick cunts and get stoned to death. Must be an interesting place to live, everyone checking out who's fucking whose livestock. Wonder what the new-zealanders reckon, or is it anything goes over there.rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1136254481785921172006-01-02T18:02:00.000-08:002006-01-02T18:14:41.823-08:00pugsa mate had some trouble with the local indigenous population a few years ago up in the midwest town where he was living..they nicked a heap of tools and cash, (saved up for a bike)...they were seen....so pugs grabs the loader and sets off to their house..when he gets there they are pulling up in a station wagon so he drops the bucket on it's roof...reckons that they were flying out everywhere..rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1136034289376762732005-12-31T04:59:00.000-08:002005-12-31T05:04:49.376-08:00christmas treewest ozzie xmas treerackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1136033810923463422005-12-31T04:05:00.000-08:002006-01-02T18:21:21.396-08:00a new yearwell here we are in 2006, nearly, close as fuck for me anyway..a few quiet beers with mates of a like mind and it's early to bed..work at 0430..yeehar!..hope that the cunts down the trough keep it down...speaking of cunts..elton fag cunt is on the tv...i'd better do a cunt of the year award...number one..elton fag...mostly 'cos he's a cocksucking cunt..(and at present in my face on the tv as wellrackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1135336584057369572005-12-23T02:26:00.000-08:002005-12-23T03:16:24.110-08:00whateverit seems that the omens are changing my circumstances again..I do not know the extent yet..but the portents are that I may be leaving my abode of the last decade or so...after a bit of thought about the matter..( to my mind , potential forced sale as a worst case).. and having had the initial rage and spew about the wrongness..have come to realise that, maybe, another adventure is about to rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17949926.post-1135068466672410682005-12-20T00:18:00.000-08:002005-12-20T00:47:46.690-08:00christmas wishesAll that I would really like for christmas is for the fucked up femo-nazi cunts in the child support agency to have an absolutely rotten time. A pestilance and plague on them and their families. I hope that they all get a lingering fatal disease that will slowly consume them, especially glenda scott, who I have never met but absolutely hate with a passion. Die you fucken scum bag parasites!I am rackorfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437800880121973706noreply@blogger.com0